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Vampires Demotivational Poster

TWILIGHT - The Final Episode.

TAGS: blade twilight g** vampires
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:16 am
Buffy who...?
infidel81 - March 18, 2012, 11:47 am
this one prompted me to join motifake
timbosai - December 13, 2011, 6:56 pm
this one is awesome
maoworks2 - December 10, 2011, 5:11 pm
Kick a**.!

VAMPIRES - The socially acceptable way to be into necrophilia

TAGS: vampires
Rating: 2.24/5

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Neo - May 8, 2009, 9:40 am
finally something that thinks for its self and i can kill legaly


TAGS: g** vampires never change live
Rating: 4.87/5

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5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 11:16 pm
Do you really need help, HMHP?
hangmanheadphones - January 18, 2011, 3:32 am
I'm really not sure what this means.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 15, 2011, 1:35 am
Perfect, 5L.

How About a Magic Trick -

TAGS: joker vampires movies blood enough is enough
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 8, 2014, 9:47 pm
I hope you're using 'Twilight' referring to my age . . . Lol.
MissPriss - February 8, 2014, 9:46 am
A 5L bold statement from someone who is close to being in his Twilight years, don't ya think? Teehee

DEAR VAMPIRES, - aren't you worried about AIDS? O_o sincerely, curious.

TAGS: vampires
Rating: 3.86/5

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champ99 - December 13, 2011, 5:38 pm
They are already dead. To them AIDS is like adding pepper to their meal.


TAGS: mickey mouse vampires twilight edward cullen
Rating: 1.92/5

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agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:03 pm
(looking over shoulder)
MrRandom - October 1, 2009, 10:59 pm
Just walk away and ignore it
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 10:58 pm

The Bandwagon -

TAGS: bandwagon includes but not limited to vampires angry birds veganism pointless videogames and pregnancy
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

EmilioDumphque - March 7, 2014, 1:31 pm
Your mission, should you be smart enough to accept it, is to find a way to make money from it.

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME - That's what happens behind the scenes of Twilight!?

TAGS: vampires
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by jdog97

MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 4:49 pm
A 5L for clearing that up...and I thought it was just the stories were really bad teehee.

HOW TO DEAL WITH VAMPIRE HORDES RULE #23 - Set A Fire That Distracts Them With The Screams Of Your Loved Ones As You Get The Hell Out Of There

TAGS: hordes vampires screams rule hell
Rating: 4.57/5

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dy2012 - April 14, 2012, 1:50 am
lol nice one

EDWARD CULLEN - Making non-fictional men seem less attractive since 1901.

TAGS: vampires
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Ikkinay

Flea - April 24, 2009, 10:01 pm
He sparkles... and therefore is g**.
LOLOLOL - April 4, 2009, 10:27 pm
Twilight sucked, twilight takes everything that ISN'T vampire and ruins society all the girls at my school are s****** this movies balls because of some chick-hypnosis thing that they do to make chicks by crap from them. -Angry Ranter
Culos - March 10, 2009, 5:04 pm
How would you know, did you f*** him or did he f*** you, in other words are you butch or b****????
CJ - March 10, 2009, 4:58 pm
edward cullen. is a f***in homo
Voldemort - November 7, 2008, 7:56 pm
The Spare...Kill Him!
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 10:40 am
If I could vote this over and over and over again I would. FAIL


TAGS: vampires twilight baseball sports
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by Costica

7Seven7 - October 5, 2009, 8:21 am
Those "vampires" would suck each off more than play baseball. Say it with me..f*** TWILIGHT!
Lla - August 3, 2009, 8:59 am
Vampires DO NOT play baseball. Sparkly, g**, retarded faeries play baseball.